Touch Me With a Summer Finger

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released July 27, 2015

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Talsness Brooklyn, New York

The deep-fried romantics who make up Ridgewood's very own Talsness make music for driving to the beach and obsessing about sex to. Sticky, addictive, and benignly perverted: Touch Me With A Summer Finger is classic summer music. It contains songs of lust and electricity and heartbreak, four-part harmonies, triple-stacked stoner-nerd phaser melodies, and flirtatiously unzipped fuzz.
-John Wray
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Track Name: Touch Me With a Summer Finger
If you would do just one thing
touch me with a summer finger
we're gonna have to pull some strings
just to get into a bowl of cinders

because i'm staying down in georgia with my brother and his wife
the last among the fifty that will ever legalize
they've always got a potion that will medicate your bite
but a day of summer sun'll have you begging for the night

the night
the night

the night when you were back in the city
wasting time until you might see her
sucking on a sativa titty
youtube new wave theater

because i'm staying down in georgia with my brother and his wife
the last among the fifty that will ever legalize
they've always got a potion that will medicate your bite
but a day of summer sun'll have you begging for the night

the night
the night

I'm lookin for a new dead feeling
touch me with a summer finger
just enough to give my thoughts a beating
touch me with a summer finger

because i'm staying down in georgia with my brother and his wife
and they seem so very happy but it's not my kind of life
they've always got a potion that will medicate your bite
but a day of summer sun'll have you begging for the night

the night
the night
Track Name: I Think Pink
I think pink
when i'm picking out a rainbow slice
I think pink
it makes me wanna play nice
I think pink
when I'm looking to encase my device

I THINK PINK
I THINK PINK

i didn't know you could be tough
and be into that kind of stuff
until she helped me to decide
what matters most is what's inside
that's where the money is


I think pink
to let my baby know that i care
I think pink
but i hope she grows it out down there
I think pink
I'm strong enough to fight fair
I think pink

some people want to set the scene
with skies of blue and fields of green
but in my tribe it's understood
just how you're gonna paint your wood
you're gonna paint it pink

I think pink
and it's how i'm gonna answer the call
I think pink
cause i can win without spiking the ball
I think pink
and it's where i'm gonna finally install

I think pink
i think pink
Track Name: Watermelon Eyes
if you could only see
the way your eyes they look to me
like the seeds that i find when i get beyond the rind
you got yourself up on the shelf a set of very watermelon eyes

watermelon eyes

you're entrusted with the care
of a pair beyond compare
so indulge a proper feeding
of the peepers i am needing
avoid the sun and wear and tear
upon your very watermelon eyes

nature knows what will arise
when i behold your melonious prize
when you present me with those beams that won't relent
wanna lay down and stay down and drown in your watermelon eyes

watermelon eyes

excuse the horrors i describe
but if i had a violent side
i won't regret that my face is getting wet
when i wig out and dig out and feast upon your watermelon eyes
Track Name: Come to the Comfort Station
are you tired of the same old this and that
well help yourself to something like you've never had

it's a hippie holiday
pay what you want to pay
take off your shoes and stay

it seems a shame to turn it down
when there are secrets to be found
that could turn the world around

come to the comfort station
that's where we'll be
vaporizing DMT

and if we don't have sex today
oh well we do that everyday
we found another way

to mollify the pain
it's manufactured in your brain
stop looking for a vein

and come to the comfort station

and when you come back we will know
if you're in the afterglow
you've seen the greatest show

and though we dont know what it means
rest assured it's peachy keen
give up the routine

and come to the comfort station
Track Name: Significant Ether
i know better than to ask
for solid properties from gas
but i had not expected
an exit so perfected
she left no prints upon the glass

she put her minimizer on
before i knew it she was gone
now in the place where there used to be her face
is a substance i can't put my finger on

significant either

doo doo doo doo

she resisted when i pressed
but eventually confessed
that i was not the first
to stumble on the curse
that lay there beating in her chest

significant ether
Track Name: Pillow Talk
Pillow talk
Pillow talk
Pillow talk
Pillow talk

Pleasures
Feathers
Swedish memory foam
Can't wait to dive on In The moment I get home
to some

Pillow talk
Pillow talk

Where we stake out common ground for a morning embrace
cause I wanna kiss the temporary lines on your face

Pillow talk
Pillow talk

Gonna take you on a date to bed bath and beyond
Use one to prop up your butt and play my favorite song

Pillow talk
Pillow talk

If I chance upon a one that's got a certain smell
i nuzzle in, right where the goodies dwell

Pillow talk
Pillow talk

Pleasures and feathers and swedish memory foam
Pleasures and feathers and swedish memory foam
Pleasures and feathers and swedish memory foam
Full beyond measure

keep my knees from knockin when i'm lyin on my side
wrap my arms around it when my love will not abide
Pillow talk
Pillow talk

staring at the ceiling with my head hugging friend
wondering if this sleepless night is ever gonna end

Pillow talk
Pillow talk
Track Name: I am an Affectionate Man
my dear i'd rather feel you up in the corner
than talk about my job
ambition is fine
but let's apply it to some throb
if i'm coming on too strong then we can slow it down and let the mood expand
but batten down the hatches baby i am an affectionate man

cancel all your busy body plans
let's enjoy a lazy lay
for nature demands
we try to figure out what they meant by pleasured hands
cause i
am an affectionate man

i'll even give it to you if i'm feelin like i haven't got the stones
gonna smoke you up and eat you out while you listen to hawkwind on headphones

and when you're too worn out to do for me
what i have done for you
well that's ok cause later on i know this one is gonna count for two

cancel all your busy body plans
let's enjoy a lazy lay
for nature demands
we try to figure out what they meant by pleasured hands
cause i
am an affectionate man

but if in a couple months i kiss you less
and hesitate to look you in the eye
i'm asking you to sit on your investment
cause true love makes a man shy

but if you won't stick it out
i suspect you'll understand
i'm gonna find another place to make my bed and eat my ham
and when you see me out with her displayin generosity with hands
even though i look right through you
i'd rather give it to you
but as these things go
i guess we'll never know
what would happen if you stay
don't know how i got this way
but i
am an affectionate man
Track Name: Back to the Cave
you made your own grade
we were there when you said it
outside
you can't hide
behind no extra credit

did you get caught with a crap thought out on the street
knocked out cold when you thought that you were givin off heat
back to the cave for a shower and a shave
and rub the skin off your feet

did you wonder 'bout the thunder you were puttin in the little man's hand
do you think he'll stick around when we're settin up on your land

did you get caught with a crap thought out on the street
knocked out cold when you thought that you were givin off heat
back to the cave for a shower and a shave
and rub the skin off your feet

quid pro joe brought a little more relief to your back
came to collect on the debt when you were feelin slack

did you get caught with a crap thought out on the street
knocked out cold when you thought that you were givin off heat
back to the cave for a shower and a shave
and rub the skin off your feet
Track Name: The Nude Bomb
so high
up there on your horse with your clothes
i
will engage to expose

your flesh
to vitamin D
cause your dress
brings out the hawk in me

you can see the battle field
you can see the church
you can see your life from the back of the hearse
but can you see the shining at the moment of your birth?

no
not yet

upset
about the stain on your shirt
well i bet
we could have it removed

theres been a lot of crow about the cut of your girbauds
you run around in circles to put on the latest show
it's time to share the things with us you're trying to withhold

oh yes

my imagination has been taxed beyond my purse
your fuddy duddy attitude is only getting worse
but i have just the weapon to make your buttons burst
oh yes


things will never be the same
when we
drop the nude bomb

bodies everywhere
bodies everywhere
bodies everywhere
but the MASH don't care

the fire doesn't get much more friendly than this
as we get so much for from each innocent kiss
and the sky opens up cause there's no tent to pitch

and our skin becomes our final line of defense
cause pucci and prada are hitting the bench
say nighty night to your primly pressed whites
lock up the tailor don't read him his rights

and the shame of our fathers there isn't a trace
as our balls savor gravity's loving embrace
Track Name: Bacteria
when my head is healed
im gonna kick any ball on the field
but til then
i won't break the seal
gonna keep my eyes on your reflection in my shield

i've acquired a taste for bacteria
that's why i wanna be near ya

i took the high road
but it didn't feel right
so i'm taking the low one again tonight
cause i know
that it leads
to a place where shame on your face
is proof that you found that right speed

i've acquired a taste for bacteria
that's why i wanna be near ya

gonna get her in the tent and screen her
in the end we'll both come out cleaner

too many strains to list em
give a boost to my immune system

you, a creature of habit
that's how you got so good at it
I have pulled my share of weeds
seems i found the right dirt for my seed

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